The Hormone Guide

12. March 2009, 6:58 UhrDaily Life, Just FunnyDenise
The  Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA  SAFE


What’s for
dinner?


Can I help you
with dinner?


Where would you like
to go for dinner?


Here, have some wine.


Are you
wearing that?


You sure
look good in brown!


WOW! Look at you!


Here, have some wine


What are you
so worked up about?


Could we be
overreacting?


Here’s my paycheck.


Here, have some wine.


Should you be
eating that?


You know, there are
a lot of apples left.


Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?


Here, have some wine.


What did you
DO all day?


I hope you didn’t
over-do it today.


I’ve always loved you
in that robe!


Here, have some wine..

I thought you all might like this I know I did!!!!

1 comment:

  1. Charlene Broce, 15. May 2009, 20:49

    Shannon,

    That was great and so true!

    Love, Momo

     

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